Call me the Milklady.....cos I always deliver!

LOL! Sorry about that cheesy line peeps, but I just had to go there. For those who were not privileged enough to have sat through the constant torture of cheesiest lines from UK Big Brother 5's Victor. That was one of his lines -- "My friends they call me the slick. But when I'm around the laydeez, I'm the milkman cos I always deliver. Or the plumber, cos I lay the pipe." Errrrrrr loserrrrr!

Speaking of which, Nigeria's Big Brother is almost rounding up with Joseph evicted on Sunday. I don't watch it [although I know you can on the website] but I'm constantly updated on the goings on within the house like when Maureen and Gideon had sex! Yep, you heard me SEX! Well that's my version since BBN provided sex-symbol Gideon and big boned Maureen with condoms cos it seemed like they were about to do the stuvvs or like we used to say in Q.C. back then, "they were about to DOES" [i.e. "do" but said in past tense e.g. "they were does-ing"]....language lesson for y'all haha. I now have evidence after reading Maureen's Interview.

Anywhoo, be guaranteed that that you can never get bored on Naija to the Core! I've decided to share one of my weaknesses........CAKE!


Yes, you can (for a limited period only) order cakes online to be delivered to Lagos (ONLY) and they are free. That is, not including the delivery charge of course. I rang the bakery (02071019541) to verify the credibility of this promo and the lady said the offer is still on. You can either call or email to place your order. They didn't reply my email asap so I'd rather call.

It might be worth asking for a reference or receipt as proof of payment and/or delivery when you book and if katakata bursts, just attack the Tunde Guy.

And for you yankee peeps, who knows, something could be arranged! So you see, I certainly delivered :o)

Milklady '06

10 comments:

Bent out of shape said...

Wow. How is it that I've never come across your blog huh? Well, consider yourself bookmarked. Oh, thanks for the nice comments you've been leaving on my photoblog. Thanks... I really do appreciate it. Good looks :-)

Suby said...

Aramide, I have to say i am becoming hooked on your blog, you have a way with words and not only is it funny but very informative.

I do not (shamefully) keep up with the goings on in Nigeria, I for one did not know we had a big brother (I did not even know we did reality TV), would not have dreamt in a million years that someone would even hint of having sex on the show let alone think of doing it. What would there parents, friends, family and society say? (Did they actually do it?)

As to your earlier article, neither did I know there was an pipeline blast in Negeria wher 200 people died. Really need to keep up more with what is going on and the lingo of back home. Your blog sure does bring back some memories.

Keep blogging and as always love reading your comments on Shutterchance.

Have a lovely day and holla at you again tomorrow (see now i am hookked and I can't wait to read what you will be serving up tomorrow)
Suby

Mona said...

Heheh how nice :o) I really appreciate that....I guess I'm really passionate about Naija especially as I am not based there so even though I don't do much (e.g. say represent Nigeria here in some sort of organisation - preferably charity-work but I know I'll get there someday), I enjoy sharing facts and articles and also happy stuff about Nigeria. So stay tuned....

LondonBuki said...

Ok... I am adding you to my Favorite Blogs list, if you don't mind. consider it free advertisment... lol!!!

Lurving your blog...

Mona said...

Thank uuu!! :o)

Onada said...

madam!! this big brother nawa! i wish i was there to watch it. Please keep us more updated with gist. I love it!
p.s. knowning that i cant get this free cake please save a piece for me.

Mona said...

Heheh I can't get free cake either its for delivery to lagos only xx

attah said...

Mona make I say I dey dig dis ya blog no be small. Consider yourself bookmarked ;-P will be coming back here no doubt

Jide Alakija said...

Love your blog....I hate reading but yours is an easy read at least so far.

Funny stories...welldone.

Mona said...

Yep... trying to keep it as user friendly as possible. Cheers