Someone Tell Him To Stop?!! Rihanna?


Lolololol we have over-glorified him. Yes oh! Blak Jesus is now an official Naija-Yankee Celeb.

Check out his live performance at a party (b*stardising rihanna's umbrella). He is now a celebrity oh!




He also has his myspace -

http://www.myspace.com/9jazblakjesus. Better bookmark the stuvvs. He has even polished his best-selling Throw Some D's (it now sounds studio-like!) Oh no!

Even promoters are using him to promote their events e.g. Naija Reunion (check out his demo below).




This means anyone can do it. Look at Blak Jesus!

His Bio is quite funny - check out some of it here:


"It was a cloudy day outside. The sun was shining but the clouds prevented effective penetration of rays... There was a man, there was a woman....there was some effective skrintz skrotsin and 9 months later, on a cold fall evening, Blak Jesus was freed from his bondage inside the @..$%^&. Born in Woodhull Hospital in Brooklyn, it was destined that he was gonna be great; I mean, c'mon...look at the similarities...He was born in Woodhull, Jesus was born in a manger....doesn't take a janitor to figure out." [Source - Blak Jesus' myspace]


What Tha??! He's a funny guy sha.

14 comments:

O said...

So... Blak Jesus now thinks he's a bonafide rapper. Really doing performances and all. Na wa o. Lol... I still think the Throw some Ds is the best

ABBF said...

Hmmm…..am I biased or what? Cos I feel his name is blasphemous, I am not the least amused at all!!! Had heard his name but never thought he was Nigerian.


p.s but he looks like a fine boy sha, forget he fila and stunnas, dude might be hot…shhhhh

Damsel, Poet & Lyricist said...

well.. i guess he has discovered his "passion"... Goodluck to him I guess!

Anonymous said...

dis blak jesus ehn!!! is that another naija man tryin to get paid???mehn wots d deal wit dat dude?d only thing i like bout d guy is his name (which shud spark controversy), other than that, tryi hard to figure if he belongs in d rap scene or as a court jester (jokes on him!!!)

Pink-satin said...

yeah blaspemous name..but i am sure its not intended that way--i dunno...the guy is a riot sa...he is funny...abeg everyone is thinking of razz and creative ways to make their name,,,whatver the guy is having fun and pple are laughing sa

Dimples said...

I LOVE BLACK JESUS...I am his #1 fan o!!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

i heard of this guy but haven't checked out the song... i can't on this computer but i will.. his bio sounds hilarious and my best friend is crazy about him... so this must be good... how you doing mona?

B said...

I think his name does sound blasphemous whatever the reason is...Come on now......

I havent heard any of his songs but he doesnt float my boat already although im sure he has enuf fans already.

B

Mari said...

WOW is all I can say. He sure does have alot of fans on his myspace.

snazzy said...

for all those who think he is blasphemous maybe he is mexican and his name is Jezus.

Mona is willing to give up her dreams of world domination and work as his publicist / PR but only if the man is willing to compensate her for giving up ruling the world. After all something for something ...

Uzo said...

Ehn? LOL....

Mona said...

lolol! ehn?

Naija Vixen said...

He even has a facebook account and groups dedicated to him!!!

Aderibigbe Alake said...

wow, this dude jus came into the picture a couple of months ago and he has already blown up. Impressive..I like his style and I really don't think the name is blasphemous. It might not be d english Jesus...might be spanish Jezus...u neva know. D thing is, i met this dude at the SOS selcetive party in Maryland and lemme be honest, he is d most humble person I eva met. real cool dude. Cool performance too.