Friday Funnie!


Ah ah where is everybody? Come on, I expected more readers on my blog now or are all of you still "distracted?". Anyway sha, I thought to share a comment I posted on LondonBuki's blog, I found it quite hilarious - you may not obviously but I've let my guard down today. It's Friday yay! Have a good weekend.....AND PLEASE READ THE PREVIOUS POST AH AH, NO COMMENTS.....or just 3 comments, what is that about?!!

--My gist is, two evenings ago, some elderly lady on the underground, circle line was sat beside me, waiting for the train and I was reading the metro, I had browsed a few articles and came across one where some woman in wales boiled her puppy in hot water and then dumped it. I was about to turn page oh then the woman got up went to check something and came back and just said out loud that can I imagine the story?

Bla bla bla just ranting on, I looked at her and smiled, first cos I felt a bit sick after work and had to suck on a sweet and I really didnt feel like talking and mayb I'm not the friendliest or wasnt the friendliest on that day but she just randomly startedly talking as well, indescretely too so I just smiled back.

Then she had a go at me oh!! How we Londoners are uptight bla bla and she's not from around here and when people told her Londoners don't talk to each other she wondered why. She was going on so much ehn that I got a bit flushed (as in from where to where did this woman drop from please) so I turn to her and say in the most useless accent ever: Excuseh meh i no know
English sorry!

HAHAH as in i had to get myself out of that one, is she mad?! From where to where? Someone cannot be in a trance again underground after work. After that she now kept quiet and was like ohhh you dont speak English, how do u get around then, to work and all? I just eyed her and continued reading my paper (didn't she hear that I don't speak English?)

hehehe God forgive me!!--


Have a Good Weekend!!!!



29 comments:

Wande said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Arams you're crazy men! Lol when they now abuse dudu people you'll be the one to vex. Ok that made my hour :) love you!

N. Coker said...

YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!! AH HAN. This has given me much needed laughter. THANKS. Too funny.

brazilexplored said...

Miss Coker, why are you sad? Was it something we did? LOL! It was all in good fun. Don't worry we'll be nice when we have our next blog up. Cheer up!

Belle said...

OMG that was absolutely hilarious!! I need to use that one day. hahaha!

Anonymous said...

realgist, you guys should leave the babe alone. This is now irritating...

Biodun said...

@ Aramide, Rofl, girl ur something else..but dang na by force ni,like Belle said, I will use that line someday, have a great weekend girl!

zaiprincesa said...

lol..i c u r a real trouble maker...MEANIE!!!..lol..but its madd funny sha...Have a great wknd!

LondonBuki said...

I already laughed at this yesterday... LOL!!!! I like that oh... so I won't seem rude cos if it were a younger person, I'd have eyed them! But for an agbalagba, that is PERFECT!!!

Have a nice weekend :-)

Anonymous said...

...well how come you could read the paper? It was in English afterall!

Anonymous said...

...or perhaps you were just looking at the pictures...

NaijaBloke said...

Nice one bt anonymous..the woman shd have asked u that question.Abi the metro was written in Yoruba ni?LOL

Have a nice weekend

Dimples said...

Too mad!!!Arams...u are seriously high on some cheap ass drugs...how did the thought even come to your mind...good one though...and have a FAB weekend ahead!!!

Bayuze said...

Nice one! U used d Naija sense for the woman, correct! Keep it up but if dem catch you're O.Y.O!

Mona said...

as innn i thot about it oh when i was reading the bloody metro in my hand, I now started doing like i didn't understand the words but the pictures were fascinating, nutters united! God forgive me heheh

bellanaija said...

LMOA!!!!!
Mona....girl u r crazy!!
nice one tho...i will try tht when next some random dude tries to chat me up

Flowy said...

mona you are useless.... flowy x

Azuka said...

Dis na real crase, but I love the way you handled the situation. Absolutely hilarious!

Fope said...

lol... that's too funny. How did you keep a straight face after saying it? I would have burst out laughing

Lee said...

lol lol lol..
funny I can just imagine the scenario..

TaureanMinx said...

MAD FUNNY lol. Sweden was hectic but fun:)

Nneka's world said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was too funny i can just imagine how you said it and her expression!
Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Cant believe this damn 'realgist' felt the need to harass Ngozi here as well. Quite stupid really.

@ the story, HilaRIouS!

Onada said...

Lol. you should have hissed and moved to the next chair ojare!

Don Chi as Blog Marley a.k.a. El Senor Supremo said...

Time to extend the 'hateration' you've shown me in recent times luv ;)

I must agree with all, this is rather ingenious but not in the way everyone else looks at it. I say, you came up with a pretty interesting story, so you'd get your comments.

Now that's on point.

I'm hungry :(

Mona said...

ah ah ah nowwwww....im serious lol i dunno why am answering u sef...ill get u back...

It's times when u really cant think that the weirdest things come into ur brain i guess

Don Chi as Blog Marley a.k.a. El Senor Supremo said...

you know it's all love hon

;)

found some interesting blog links. coming soon.

deji77 said...

LOL. Nice one.
But you were reading an English paper....

laspapi said...

'Someone cannot be in a trance again underground after work?'

This narrative put a smile on my face.

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