News
India rattled by vibrating condom - BBC News
Insurance Advert - Funny
For cheap student insurance - Karma Insurance (lol) karma abi?
Even dodgier (SA News for laughs):
Joburg is making itself respectable, and its our duty to help as far as we can. therefore, job titles will be "upgraded" (as was approved in parliament) and we have to familiarise ourselves with these titles just in case some foreigner is listening when we are talking....;
NEW JOB TITLES IN THE NEW SOUTH AFRICA in preparation for 2010!!!
Gardener : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Receptionist :Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Specialist
Typist / Secretary : Printed Document Handler
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician Temporary
Teacher :Associate Tutor
Tea lady : Refreshment Overseer
Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman/security : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer
Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist
House Assistant/Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist
Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager
Cook : Food Preparation Officer
Murderer : Population Stabilizer
Beggar : Financial Gatherer Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist
Do Not Forget
Unemployed :Township Management
Gossiping :Research Management HOLA!!!!!!!!! Live from SA!
Now, the not so dodgy stuff:
Emaginephotos - my dear friend (although I haven't seen her in a while) - Mrs Nkwoji's photo service and photoblog are ab fab! Emagine Photography. She takes good shots and applies great post processing in some cases, so check out her photoblog. Some of her pics below:
Bella, also has some stuff on the opening/launch night of Made Mags
Back to the slightly dodgy:
Monique at the very recent BET Music Awards doing a Beyonce - NOT BAD (she was the host).
In case you missed the Awards, some more coverage for you here:
Watch Beyonce's mad performance and featuring Kelly Rowland/Eve
Damn, they removed it, check it out here on DailyMotion. Thanks Anonymous! :o)
9 comments:
India needs to take a chill pill jo, it's only birth control. I wonder how that same product would fly in Naija...riots maybe?
By the way, when people ask me what my current occupation is, I can now proudly say I'm in the Township Management business lol
LOL...Funny stuff...
Beyonce men this babe is just too much...as in doesn't she have like body and back pain when she done....as I can see a double dose of Alabuku.
Nne keep up the good work o..totally love ur work
FAB work milklady..na u o!!!
ViaCom have taken the Beyonce video off. You can still watch it here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dyeh_beyonce-kelly-and-evesong-medleybet
India - Birth Control is birth contrl oh.. vibration or not..lol..
SA should chill now.. lol..
Monique was working it oh..Beyonce as always..the babe can move oh..
Hmmm, I will have to catch the awards when BET airs them again. I stopped watching award shows a while back cos they all started to look the same to me.
Those are some inventive titles sha, you gotta luv south Africans.
Congrats to Nne! We need to do a colllabo when I get back to Nigeria lol. Godd stuff Mona
Uhmm nice blog you have here oh... and uhmm thanks for updatting me on the new reformed names....
coool stuff, and i am so loving the videos.. funny stuff
so ur true love feature!nice!
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